So I’m bored and a little drunk and this has caused me to realize that republicans are satanists.
I even have some proof. You know how them crazy right wingers hate social programs for the poor? How they think the strong and wealthy should have the power and screw everyone else? Well the Bible says:
Deuteronomy 15:11 - There will always be poor people in the land. Therefore I command you to be openhanded toward your brothers and toward the poor and needy in your land.
Proverbs 28:3 - A ruler who oppresses the poor is like a driving rain that leaves no crops.
Sounds more like a democrat, who are usually atheists. That’s a little weird hey? You know, since conservatives are the ones who run on grounds or morals and Christianity. Now lets look at what the Satanic Bible has to say.
Fire 1:1 - In this arid wilderness of steel and stone I raise up my voice that you may hear. To the East and to the West I beckon. To the North and to the South I show a sign proclaiming: Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong!
Fire 5:1 - Blessed are the strong, for they shall possess the earth—Cursed are the weak, for they shall inherit the yoke!
Now that sounds like the Republicans we all know and love!
9:44 pm • 26 July 2012 • 5 notes
“Tea Party favorite Andrew Breitbart told a conservative audience in Massachusetts that conservatives outnumber liberals and have most of the guns. He also claimed that the military is ready to take action against liberals if violence ever erupted between liberals and conservatives.”
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Andrew Breitbart Incites Violence Against Liberals, Says Military Will Back The Tea Party Up
Breitbart wasn’t just an asshole, he was a delusional asshole.
(via ryking)
What a psycho. How could anyone support a man who wants to use military force on people who disagree with them?
(Source: diadoumenos)
10:59 am • 1 March 2012 • 41 notes
Republican presidential candidates on the issues
A nice list of how wacky these guys can be. I was surprised to find newt the most sesible on choice issues considering how much he hates women.
1:42 am • 25 February 2012 • 1 note
The worst part about my trip to Arizona is all the ancient republicans.
11:16 pm • 24 February 2012
Brent is trying to outsmart himself.
10:00 am • 12 February 2012 • 1 note
foxnationfiredup:
Equality
Lol racism. Just goes to show how stupid a person can be.
9:34 pm • 11 February 2012 • 5 notes
Teachers are the unholy reincarnation of Hitler am I right?
1:30 pm • 11 May 2011 • 6 notes