So I’m bored and a little drunk and this has caused me to realize that republicans are satanists.
I even have some proof. You know how them crazy right wingers hate social programs for the poor? How they think the strong and wealthy should have the power and screw everyone else? Well the Bible says:
Deuteronomy 15:11 - There will always be poor people in the land. Therefore I command you to be openhanded toward your brothers and toward the poor and needy in your land.
Proverbs 28:3 - A ruler who oppresses the poor is like a driving rain that leaves no crops.
Sounds more like a democrat, who are usually atheists. That’s a little weird hey? You know, since conservatives are the ones who run on grounds or morals and Christianity. Now lets look at what the Satanic Bible has to say.
Fire 1:1 - In this arid wilderness of steel and stone I raise up my voice that you may hear. To the East and to the West I beckon. To the North and to the South I show a sign proclaiming: Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong!
Fire 5:1 - Blessed are the strong, for they shall possess the earth—Cursed are the weak, for they shall inherit the yoke!
Now that sounds like the Republicans we all know and love!
9:44 pm • 26 July 2012 • 5 notes
Except Conservatives
They love saying they appose porn and then going home and watching porn.
8:27 pm • 22 March 2012
“Tea Party favorite Andrew Breitbart told a conservative audience in Massachusetts that conservatives outnumber liberals and have most of the guns. He also claimed that the military is ready to take action against liberals if violence ever erupted between liberals and conservatives.”
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Andrew Breitbart Incites Violence Against Liberals, Says Military Will Back The Tea Party Up
Breitbart wasn’t just an asshole, he was a delusional asshole.
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What a psycho. How could anyone support a man who wants to use military force on people who disagree with them?
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10:59 am • 1 March 2012 • 41 notes
Santorum, Romney Spar Over Conservative Principles as Michigan Race Tightens
My favorite part of this article is this:
a critical election that has compelled Santorum to drop a bit of his nice-guy demeanor.
Thats right. Fox News thinks that Santorum is the nice guy out of these two candidates. We are talking about a guy other republicans have called “rigid and a homophobic,”.

10:07 am • 25 February 2012 • 1 note
ninjuhbuddha asked: lol dude you're an idiot Ron Paul has never once said He wants to eliminate Public schools... find me a RELIABLE source where he actually says that. I'm just reading your response to that anon and you're digging yourself into a deep inescapable hole... Lol... at the whole Ron Paul is a racist bullshit. He didn't even write those newsletters and the person who did didn't even show them to him... Fail.
Hey dude, let me just take a minute to digest your intellectual ponderings for a second. *hits off bong*
First off, again with the public schools thing. His current platform is that he only wants to get rid of the Department of Education but he has previously supported the abolishment of public schools.
In 1988, Congressman Paul stated in an interview that the federal government should be removed from education and a private school system should be enacted.
In 2008, Congressman Paul voiced his criticism for the success of the public school system in support of the public school system.
http://www.thepoliticalguide.com/Profiles/House/Texas/Ron_Paul/Views/Education/
Secondly, I didn’t bring up those newsletters that Mr. Paul claims to have never seen yet were signed by him so that’s all on you buddy. I was talking about how Ron Paul said he would have voted against the civil rights act.
Now for future interactions I would like you to do your own research, we have the fucking internet try and use it. Also I would like for you to avoid acronyms for laughing and “brospeak” as much as possible. I know it’s hard to type when your high but give it the ol’ college try.
6:40 pm • 16 February 2012 • 2 notes
House GOP Freshmen to Obama: Stop Playing Politics With Medicare
I really can’t believe the audacity of these people. How can people not see these hypocrites for what they are? They are the ones who are playing politics with peoples lives on the line. What is the real reason they are doing it for? To pad their own wallets and bolster the profits of private insurance companies that gave them campaign donations.
1:27 pm • 11 May 2011 • 2 notes
Wisconsin: Third Republican Recall Petition to Be Filed Today
While conservative activists have hinted that they have achieved enough signatures to recall Democratic members of the Senate, they have yet to file any petitions with the GAB. Democrats have now filed three, and they started their efforts a bit later than Republicans.
Conservatives at work. They claim to be getting something done while other people get something done.
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10:45 am • 18 April 2011 • 9 notes